Sunday 22 October 2017, 7.30pm Dirty Dusting Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra! Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line 'The Telephone Belles' - A Naughty Chat Line that really cleans up! After all, their age and appearance won't matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss... they could be onto a winner! Needless to say... things don't go entirely according to plan. £21 Plus a booking fee (£1.40 per ticket in person/by telephone or 7% per transaction online) Friday 27 October 2017, 7.30pm St Petersburg Symphony Orchestra Conductor Vladimir Altschuler Soloist Peter Donohoe, piano Prokofiev Classical Symphony Rachmaninov Piano Concerto No. 4 Rimsky Korsakov Scheherazade The orchestra are joined by the distinguished British pianist Peter Donohoe who will be performing Rachmaninov’s elegiac 4th Piano Concerto, which he composed towards the end of his life. This will be preceded by Prokofiev’s dazzling First Symphony, known as the Classical Symphony. £32.50, £31.50, £30.50, under 16s & students £10, over 60s £2 discount, unemployed half price. Plus a booking fee (55p per ticket in person/by telephone or 7% per transaction online) Saturday 28 October 2017, 7.15pm Carlisle Musical Society This show is in aid of the British Legion Poppy Appeal which helps those serving in the British Armed Forces. The Society are delighted to welcome the Band of the Kings Division who have become regular favourites at The Sands Centre. Newlaithes Junior School, Stanwix Primary School, Inglewood Junior School and St. Bede's R.C. Junior School will also be performing their own individual medleys and Nick King, who is the lead singer with the Laa'l Big Band, will be performing an unforgettable swing set. £15 Plus a booking fee (55p per ticket in person/by telephone or 7% per transaction online) 9 thesandscentre.co.uk Search - 'Sands Centre'